"So the weird thing with me and ties… is… I was living in Israel for ten years and I just stopped, like one day I forgot how to tie a tie. So I came back to America and I just couldn’t do it. I kept going around and I couldn’t figure out what the knot was."
"So I was at my dead Dad’s funeral and I just couldn’t get it and eventually I think my brother tied it for me on his own neck and then put it on mine. So, you know, I went to the funeral and I had a tie and over the last year I’ve slowly been trying to figure out how to do it again. It’s the kind of thing that if I watch a YouTube video like right before I do it sometimes I can get it and I can put the tie on."
" One day I was going out on a date with Koretta and I was trying to put on a tie and I don’t even know why I was trying to wear a tie… You know what it was? I had gone to see Jerry Seinfeld the night before with my cousin and I was more dressed up than I had ever been on a date with Koretta… and I was like why am I dressing up to go on a date with my cousin? It’s really weird. So I was like Ok, I’ll dress up to go on a date with my actual girlfriend."
"I was trying on all these different ties in my mom’s house because I was going through my dead Dad’s tie collection. Absolutely nothing looked right. Eventually I settled on... But I was actually tying a tie. Like an American."
"Absolutely nothing worked and I looked and there was the tie from my Dad’s funeral still kinda tied for me like ahead of time, like I had just taken it off without destroying the tie part of it. So I put it back on and I went out there after all that effort to tie my own tie still wearing a tie that my brother had tied for me."