This is a little weird, where my mind just went with ice-cream sandwiches… Because, every desert that I see that’s chocolate and vanilla, I think of me and my boyfriend. He is super dark, and I am super, obviously, opposite of dark. And we always get a lot of looks when we’re walking down the street and I think it’s because we’re so extreme.
And so when we go to the grocery stores, if we’re shopping, or getting snacks or whatever, I always point out “Oh, it’s us!” and it’s Oreos or something. And he’s like, “Really? Really?” And I do that all the time with everything, and I thought it was starting to annoy him until one day, we went out, and I pointed at the Oreos, and I did it again, like “Haha, I’m so funny repeating the same joke everyday!” And he was like, “No, we’re more like these ones.” And it was a cookie that more slightly accurate in color, and I was like “You just did it! Ohmigod! You like this!” And… he hasn’t lived it down since then.
So I still point at everything that’s dark and light and be like “Look, it’s us!” Ice-cream sandwiches! Black and white!