When I was in college... She wasn't a stalker, like by the definition of "stalker" but she did stalk me a little bit.
We had a class together. We didn’t really know each other’s names, we weren’t really friends, we didn’t have any friends in common... But she just started showing up everywhere I was. And I heard from a really unusual friend that she had a crush on me, but we never spoke before. And the more she stalked me the more I was kinda into it.
I was flattered almost! Wow! We had never spoke and this girl didn't know anything about me! And she just wants to be in the same vicinity as me! Maybe this could work! Maybe I'm into this girl, you know? I don't know, it could be something!
So we dated for four months. And initially it didn’t work out, but I will say that I took her to a very classy restaurant for our first date. It was a place called ‘Fun-du.’ It was a fondue restaurant. It was… like for… like a… classy place for Michigan. Shout out ‘Fun-do!’ No sponsor by the way!